ANYWHERE (ANX) → CALMVILLE (CLM)
A Valued Passenger
Issued with care by Someone Who Noticed
- GATE
- B-REATHE
- SEAT
- 4U-2B
- FLIGHT
- CV-108
- TICKETS
- 1
- DEPARTS
- Now-ish
- ARRIVES
- Eventually
“You seemed like you could use a window seat.”
INCLUDED WITH YOUR FARE
- Complimentary deep breaths, unlimited
- Fully reclining perspective
- Noise-canceling everything
- Warm towel for your furrowed brow
FARE: $0.00 — ALL EXPENSES PAID