CALMVILLE AIR · CUSTOMER RELATIONS
Support
If you are in crisis
If you are in danger, call 911 or your local emergency number. If you are having thoughts of harming yourself, or things feel bigger than you can carry right now, please reach someone who can help — the links below are free and confidential. This website is not a medical, psychological, or crisis service. What you choose during the breathing exercise stays in your browser and is never sent to us or shown to anyone.
- 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline — call or text 988, any hour (US).
- Find a Helpline — free, confidential support outside the US.
Quick answers
- What is this? A free joke. Someone booked you a first-class ticket to Calmville, a place that does not exist, because they thought you could use a moment of calm. Nothing is charged to anyone.
- Is it real? The ticket is real in the sense that it is a web page with your name on it. There is no flight.
- Can I see who sent it? The ticket shows the sender's first name only. We do not give out more than that.
- Why did I get an email? The sender chose email delivery and typed your address. We sent one message and did not keep the address.
Remove a ticket
If a ticket names you and you want it gone — or you sent one and regret it — open the ticket and use "This is me — take it down" at the bottom of the page. It is hidden instantly, for everyone, with no questions asked; you do not have to prove who you are, and nothing about you is stored. A ticket removed this way stays removed.
If the page will not load or the control does not work, email us the ticket link and we will hide it within 2 business days.
Email if the page control fails
Stop future tickets to my name
Removing a ticket also turns away the sender of that ticket if they try to book you another within 90 days. Be honest with yourself about what that covers: it is tied to the connection the ticket was sent from and to the name as it was written, so the same person on a different network, or spelling your name differently, can get through. If it happens again, remove that one too — every removal adds another stop — and email us the links; a pattern of repeats is something we can block by hand, for the sender or for your name, for everyone. We never ask for your email address or phone number to do this, because we do not keep either.
Report a ticket
Every ticket page has a "Report this ticket" button near the bottom of the page. Once enough different people report a ticket it is hidden automatically; you do not need to tell us separately.
Under 18
Senders must be 18 or older, and no one should name a child as a passenger. If a ticket involves a minor, email us and we will remove it.
Tips and refunds
Tipping is optional and happens on Stripe's website. For a duplicate or mistaken tip, see Gratuities for the refund process.
Privacy and terms
What we store and what we never collect: Privacy Policy. The rules: Terms of Service.
Contact
sam@ticketstocalmville.com · PO Box 841, Blue Lake, CA 95525